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Apocalypse soon

Just in case there weren’t enough natural disasters or security threats in the United States, a Government health agency is advising people to prepare for a zombie apocalypse.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, part of the United States Government’s Department of Health and Human Services, has posted instructions on what to do should your brain be sought for a zombie’s breakfast.

The guide is clearly intended to impart a serious message on how to survive real disasters, such as hurricanes and floods.

Tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse include:

  • Gathering together an emergency kit to survive for a few days before reaching a “zombie-free” camp; and
  • Planning where and when to go should you be forced to flee your home if zombie hordes approach.
  • Download a zombie survival email signature
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