Dolan: Chances I’ll get job are doobie-ous

Anyone who believes Timothy Cardinal Dolan has a chance of becoming the next pope is smoking funny cigarettes — so says Dolan.

At St. Patrick’s Cathedral yesterday, Dolan was asked about rumors that he would be named the first American pope when the College of Cardinals convenes next month to select Pope Benedict’s successor.

“I’d say those are only from people smoking marijuana,” Dolan said.

In answer to the question about bringing forward the conclave, Dolan expressed a little concern.

“I haven’t heard anything,” he said.

“I’m eager along with the rest of the cardinals to hear some information and instructions about what will happen.”

“I would think one would not want to rush into the conclave,” he added. Continue reading

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