Dignity of Marriage takes another dive

Ministeroni’ Karen Martyn, who became the world’s first legal marriage celebrant for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) earlier this year, was the marriage celebrant when Toby Ricketts and Marianna Young got married last Saturday.

During the first-of-its-kind ceremony, the bride and groom discussed their marriage’s terms and conditions in a comical list of demands and promises.

“If you grow it, I won’t incinerate it,” he said.

She agreed not to micro-manage his cooking and asked him to put aside his conservative English tastes and join her in exploring new gastronomical horizons.

The groom was then asked to take “this feisty wench” and the bride “this wayward scallywag” as their lawfully wedded best mate. Continue reading

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